Crewneck Sweatshirt — “There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch” Vintage Detective Graphic
Red / S
$39.99
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This crewneck carries a quiet, clever attitude—clean white fleece with bold, vintage-inspired graphics front and back. The chest shows a silhouetted figure under a streetlamp beside the cheeky line “There is no such thing as a free lunch,” while the back sports a minimalist profile sketch framed above the mySTANce logo. It feels like an inside joke shared on long walks, late-night conversations, and slow coffee shop mornings. Wear it layered with a denim jacket or alone for moments when you want your outfit to speak with a wink rather than a shout. The midweight fabric drapes comfortably and holds its shape, so the message stays sharp day after day.
Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) — comfy and durable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband and cuffs for long-lasting wear
- Embroidery and print options with DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Crewneck Sweatshirt — “There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch” Vintage Detective Graphic
$39.99
Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) — comfy and durable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband and cuffs for long-lasting wear
- Embroidery and print options with DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean